sheet diver
a sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.
after secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, i popped out of the closet and yelled “sheet diver”.
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