she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome
when one uses either facebook or mysp-ce to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. once they meet up the one that thought the person on mysp-ce or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with “she/he looked better on facebook/mysp-ce syndrome”.
guy1:hey, dude… i met this girl on mysp-ce and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah…. i’ve seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/mysp-ce syndrome.
guy1:sh-t…
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