SheikEric


a homus majoris mountaineerus who likes big trucks, big women, and wiffle b-lls. likes the sport of midget f-lch-ng.
term applied to an individual who commits a s-xual act ridden with moral terpitude and prohibitive by nature.
the other day, while walking in pasture, i observed a sheikeric performing oral copulation on a maggot- ridden male armadillo.
the ultimate h-m-s-xual stud-m-ffin who likes playing with crowbars, midgets, and motor oil, at the same time. a true freakus maximus.
i met this incredible sheikeric last night at the blue leopard lounge. he had my -ss stretched like a drum skin.

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