shelby’s knees


a person who has little or no knees or straight legs.
normally ben fingland’s girlfriend and are never very s-xy at all.
ugly and stupid, people with shelby’s knees are also known as kings or queens of virginity
she’s flat and fat and she’s got shelby’s knees
let me lick your straight legs or shelby’s legs

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