Sheldon’s spot
in the television show, the big bang theory, there is a scientist named dr. sheldon cooper. in the apartment that he shares with dr. leonard hofstadter, there is a particular seat that is his, and no one else is allowed to sit in it. this seat is ideally located both in relation to the heat source in the winter and a cross breeze in the summer. it also faces the television at a direct angle allowing me to immerse myself in entertainment or game play without being subjected to conversation. prior to leonard moving in, sheldon had positioned a lawn-chair at this particular point and “placed it in a state of eternal dibs”.
when leonard bought a couch, the left hand side of the couch (when sitting on it) became sheldon’s spot.
while initially sheldon did not want to be able to engage in conversations when sitting in his spot , three years later sheldon’s explanation to penny why he chose this particular spot had slightly changed. he now pointed out that “it faces the television at an angle that is neither direct so that it would discourages conversations nor at an angle that would causes a parallax distortion”.
sheldon describes his spot as a “single point of consistency in an ever changing world”. he says that if his life was expressed as a function in a four-dimensional cartesian coordinate system, this spot, when he first sat on it, would be “0,0,0,0”.
that’s sheldon’s spot.
Read Also:
- fanshitter
n. (fan + sh-tter) someone who seeks or creates unnecessary drama. instead of sh-t hitting the fan… these people unnecessarily sh-t into the fan. my roomate is a godd-mn fansh-tter.
- Faggottoad
a queer kid who frolics about. shiiiiit bashequa, kurt has been actin like a real f-ggottoad lately!
- chongara
a fat, annoying man with a beard who carries a large jar, which holds his summons. he’s also known to put andrew, his lover, in there. chongara loves andrew so much that he puts him in the jar… and follows in after him. the fat-ss, arabian, pedophile from the game arc the lad. he summons […]
- Drunky Brewster
drunky brewster – it’s a play on words. meaning a drunk girly who is so wasted like the girl from the show punky brewster.. so wasted that she wheres a bandanna around her leg.. you see that fine -ss girl over there? yeah? shes a drunky brewster. maybe she’ll let me hit it..
- choothar
a silly person; descriptive of the actions/characteristics of a foolish or eccentric person. a goon. “groico came in last night after 8 tins of double dutch and he was acting like a right choothar.” (from the ‘owl of choothar’, which was known to fly around and hoot during daylight hours, contrary to the typical behaviour […]