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  the fragrance of a person who smells so foul based on overabundance of cigarettes, perfume, lack of hygiene and sh-t. this aroma can only be described as a dead halibut rotting in the hot south alabama sun that has been shat upon by a wino. d-mn, this elevator smells like -ss. someone must have shat […]

• Santa's Chimney Dilema

  santa spends the whole year deciding whose been good and whose been bad. this means he can only have s-x the day after xmas, because the next day he must go right back to work again. mrs. clause has gone the whole year un-f-cked, so at this point, there is much dust in her v-g-n-. […]

• Shepherd's Syndrome

  a rare yet deleterious medical condition in which the sufferer is under severe stress due to trying to fit in with the flock (become popular) and as a result is unable to get one’s sheep to the top of the mountain. common in males ages 20-30. ron was so stressed trying to fit in with […]

• Sherfness

  one who drives around the perimeter of sorority houses/ dorms filled with freshman, or in the lack there of, high schools, attempting to seduce a girl into their bed, and then stalk them with an epic creepiness. aka the anti-bro i.e “dude, she’s in freakin high school. total sherfness”

• Shit Moose

  an insulting term to describe a fat nasty b-tch that you spot in a club. the term itself when screamed makes the person speaking it appear crazy, and the victim never realizes that they have been called out as being nasty. russell and i were at the electric cowboy the other night, and it seemed […]

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