shelf-ass


a b-tt that sticks out so much you could use it for a shelf.
she had such a shelf–ss she could carry the groceries in without using her hands.
when one’s -ss, usually larger female’s, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.
“hey dude, have you seen my drink?”

“oh broski, i left it on that b-tch’s shelf -ss ahead of us in the line in wal-mart.”

“what the f-x, bro.”
where the back and b-tt of a person seem to intersect at a 90 degree angle forming a shelf. for which one can rest an arm, cup, or book, like a bookshelf.
d-mn! check out that shelf–ss on that ho, i could rest a cup on it!
when someone is really really fat and their -ss sticks out and it looks like a shelf. you can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.
fat big -ssed people, usually woman

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