Shelf Cock
when a guy doesn’t get to use his p-n-s anymore either by not wanting to or not being allowed to.
female friend, “i bet he is slaughtering your p-ssy right now!”
friend of female friend, “nah he has a shelf c-ck. i would love him to plow me but he wants to wait a little while longer”
friend(male), “maybe you need me to jam you for a while….?”
friend (another male mate) maybe the idiot is gay, i’d screw you in a heartbeat!”
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