Shelf Dick
when a man’s d-ck is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. consequently, his p-ss runs down his b-lls before it reaches the toilet.
i dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf d-ck.
“excuse me nurse..i do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf d-ck.”
bob: “hey ricky why do you sit down when you p-ss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?”
ricky: “i was born with a shelf d-ck. if i stand up i will just p-ss all over myself.”
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