Shelf Girl
a shelf girl is a word used to describe a girl who is used by guys only when they’re desperate for some lovin’, and haven’t gotten laid in quite a while, so they call up a shelf girl, and invite her over. after getting some, they casually put this girl back, and completely ignore her until they’re ready for another booty call.
girl: “we totally went to 3rd base last night, we’re in love!”
boy: “nah, you got it all wrong. he doesn’t like you much. i mean sure, you’re hot and all, but you’re also a real annoyning b-tch. you’re just another one of his shelf girls. sorry to break it to ya’!”
girl: “…”
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