shelfed
to store an arbitrary item in a bodily orifice for later use.
that stripper’s son shelfed my phone!
to get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.
let’s get so f-cking shelfed tonight! it’ll be the best night of our lives!
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