shelfood
books that people put on a shelf without ever reading them, even though they think they eventually will, but mainly to give the impression of being well-read.
a friend is going over your books on the shelf.
– friend : ” – t-tle of the book -, wow, is that a good book?”
– you : “i don’t know, i have not read it yet.”
– friend : “yeah right … shelfood!”
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