shelfshoulders
waking up in a c-ckroach infested chico style dorm room, with bl–dy gums caused by your own oversized braces sleeping beside the ugliest, hairiest, sweaty beast ever, with your circulation in your left shoulder cut of due to sleeping with your shoulder pinched in between a shelf all night.
zwets: hey zack how did you sleep last night?
zack: not to good shlintz, my mouth tastes like sardines and i got one h-ll
uv a case of the shelfshoulders.
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