Shelga


shelga- a beastly sh-lly or shelby, that can kick your b-tt hardcore. they have amazing b-tts and will most likely prank call you. enjoy dates to olive garden and messing with jason from good china. see also;the three b’s: beast, boss, and beautiful. likes: blowing bubbles in jacuzzi, beards made of bubbles, bras, b–bs, baginas, bunnies, boys, chris giusti, p–p, all kinds of p–p, step brothers, jews with yamikas. dislikes: fat people, asians, b-lls, chodes, beaners, dillon o’donnell, jason suckalotawiena, unsanitary people, creepy perverts,nerds, noobs.
“woah don’t mess with her! thats a shelga!”

“its a bird, its a plane, no wait! it’s shelga!”

“shut up stupid! don’t make me go all shelga on your -ss!”

“h-lllooooo! das ist shelga!”

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