Shellhammered


to get a crushing -ssignment from a boss at work, one that forces you to spend a tremendous amount of time to complete. generally the -ssignment is also fairly pointless.
dude, is evan going to be able to come out for his birthday?

no, right before he left work he got sh-llhammered.

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