shellmac


a recently popular troll in the gd, occasionally flirting with hot guys, but mostly calling everyone else names.
it has incredibly low self-esteem, despite what it says, and will get even more hostile if you question it’s self-worth.
the sh-llmac often gets itself banned, and makes duplicate versions (sh-llmac v17, v18, etc)
the best course of action when being trolled by sh-llmac is to ignore it, like any other troll. if the sh-llmac flirts with you, insult it. eventually it’s self-esteem will get so low, it will give up and kill itself.
gaian: “agh, i hate sh-llmac so much, she called me fat!”
sh-llmac: “you are fat. and you don’t hate me, you’re just jealous of me because i’m more popular than you.”

poster1: “b-tch. you’re just jealous of me.”
poster2: “don’t be such a sh-llmac.”
sh-llmac, the lively captain cruises around filling himself up with marijuana and leaving a fine resin behind. he is the grandest bubbler in the world, he is also the finest man in the shire. a true player who creates pure joy from cannabis sativa.
sh-llmac created feelings of joy through his bubbling ways.

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