shellsman


defined by a man who collects sh-lls and affixes them to their skin by drilling holes in the sh-lls and sewing them on to their body.

when a sh-llsman meets another, they place chess until a winner is decided, the winner then claims any sh-ll from the other’s torso and attaches it to his own.
i heard that guy’s a sh-llsman, warn your kids

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