shelly balls


when small beach objects are embedded in your t-st-cl-s after vacationing at the beach

usually discovered during showering and can be also located on the d-ck
pain inflicted during removal of objects
screams were heard throughout the country as billy attempted to rid himself of sh-lly b-lls.

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