sheltered fruit
when a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!
so this guy sent me a selfie today! good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?
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