Shemotion
the experience of female emotions by a male. men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. other doc-mented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.
erik: dude, seriously, just finish your work – we’re all waiting on you.
alistair: i’m just feeling a lot of pressure right now – and i wan’t some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)
erik: don’t get all shemotional on me – save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.
alistair: you’re totally right – that was spontaneous and irrational.
erik: friends?
alistair: friends!
(hug)
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