sheriff
the man.
the big dog
the captain of the pirate ship.
the king of the jungle.
a man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom.
bill gates was pwnd by sheriff.
“last name” origon english, keeper of the woods, keeper of the law as defined by parlement. the definition of being the most awesome human being on the planet.
a man named sheriff was shot in the line of duty.
when one inserts their fingers in a gun formation in the other person while also going down on them. critical that no hole be ignored.
“omg i totally got sheriffed last night”
“he totally sheriffed me”
“please sheriff me”
someone who dislike unmoral people or acts and will voice his disapproval
sheriff: “stop chirpsing those yats!!!!!!!!!! – the sheriff will shoot you down……”
a character on the world of warcraft korgath server who constantly bullies newbs, pks, and is a general -sshole to anyone he meets.
sheriff has gained enough of a reputation to have his ident-ty posted on the internet by a private investigator (who also happens to play wow). he has gotten numerous death threats from disgruntled players.
” sheriff, if you show up at blizz-con, i will wash your mouth out with buckshot!”
noun; a joke which is either not funny, or is told by someone who is not funny. often announced during an awkward silence.
guy 1: what do clouds wear under there clothes?
guy 2: /care
guy 1: thunderpants!
guy 2: …
sheriff?
a obscene or really nasty smell
eww sheriff!! who did that?
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