sherlock scan
the act of noticing a few simple clues (usually about a person’s appearance) and then quickly reaching an impressive logical conclusion (usually about their profession or background). named after the fictional detective sherlock holmes, who did this a lot (mostly to show off).
sam: hey, that old guy over there probably used to be in the navy.
will: how do you know that?
sam: he’s tan, has an whale tattoo on his arm, walks like he’s been in a disciplined setting for a long time, and i see an anchor design on his jacket.
will: wow, nice sherlock scan dude!
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