the construction dump
the act of entering someones house without permission and using the nicest bathroom they have to leave the nastiest and most disgusting shut they’ll ever see not flushed and partly not in the bowl. it works perfectly along side the “iowa atomic corn bomb”
the other day some construction worker used my upstairs bathroom and left what they call “the construction dump” allover my toilet. it was filled with corn.
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