Sherlock Shitter
a male/female who relentlessly looks for any kind of p–p. they then place it in a plastic lunch bag, heats it up in microwave for 2 minutes, and whipes it on an opponents back.
tom : woah man, you have a giant sh-t skidmark across the back of your sweater again
mike: i swear, i didn’t sh-t on my sweater this time.
tom: i dont belive you, after you shat on my pillow
mike: this must be the works of a “sherlock sh-tter”
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