Sherwood Park
an affluent community in strathcona county in alberta, canada east of edmonton. people from sherwood park (or the park) are generally better, and signifigantly whiter than individuals from edmonton. the population of sherwood park is comprised of beautiful well-kept homes, and parks. this causes people from neighboring edmonton to harbour tremendous jealousy and resentment towards sherwood park, and its residents as edmonton is about 94 percent ghetto. sherwood park has a near zero crime rate, and a median income of approx. $121000 per household. sherwood park residents only go into edmonton to throw garbage out the window, and dump used motor oil.
edmonton resident; “where do you live?”
sherwood park resident “i live in the park”
edmonton resident “really? may i please come home with you?”
sherwood park resident “no, sorry, you are a dirty edmonton person, and you’re kind of beige.”
a suburb east of edmonton that is significantly wealthier and whiter than its neighboring city. sherwood park’s mean household income is $121 000 per year and demographically is 99% white. kids in sherwood park are apathetic and are used to being given everything in life. teens think they’re the sh-t cause they drink underage and their parents buy them expensive cars. people in sherwood park are typically taller, more attractive and overall better than edmonton people. it is cool to know a black kid, if you’re lucky enough. just about every teen drinks underage and hooks up with many members of the opposite s-x. every guy thinks they’re huge and will commonly be seen pumping biceps in a tight sleeveless or wifebeater at a local gym. kids frequently complain about living in sherwood park, but have no idea how much better it is in everyway to edmonton.
person 1: man did you see jersey sh-r- last night?
person 2: ya i did! let’s go to a sherwood park party and emulate them.
a giant suburb just east of edmonton that thinks it’s a city. has a mall, a skate park, a gym, a pub or two, and absolutely nothing else.
full of white kids with catholic backgrounds who think they’re bad-ss for drinking underage, or smoking near one of the 3 highschools worth mention.
almost as bad as ardrossan, but not quite.
a: look! i got a six-pack from my mom’s bas-m-nt! let’s go hangout by mac’s and get crunk!
b: ok, nothing better to do in sherwood park anyway…
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