she’s 18 years old somewhere
the “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. used when trying to get out of trouble. if used properly it works every time.
chris hanson: how about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?
predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
chris hanson: what the f-ck?
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