She’s got cats
1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady
2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)
also note that x increases with a particular girl’s level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.
john: “sarah seems pretty cute. what’s her story?”
dave: “dude, she’s got cats.”
john: “tough. how many are we talking about?”
dave: “at least 6, maybe 7…”
john: “so, like back away slowly then run for the door?”
dave: “exactly”
or
john: “amanda seems pretty cute. what’s happening there?”
dave: “she’s got cats.”
john: “how many?”
dave: “only a couple.”
john: “i can work with that…”
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