shestache


a female mustache. usually appears on a girl’s upper lip when she missing her waxing appointment.
“mary, i don’t care how big your rack is, you’re never getting laid with that shestache.”
a chick with a mustache!
guy:dude are you indian?
girl:no….why
guy:you have a she-stache!
guy2:wow that was a 3rd degree burn!

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