shibh-single
a new relationship status increasingly common in our world describing people, mostly women, who expereince snippets of what would otherwise const-tue a relationship in a fragmented, disorganized, unpredictable and anachronistic manner over a drawn out period of time.
this state is distinguishable from serial monogamy patterns or poly-amory arrangements because there is no order whatsoever in shibh-singlehood and the sum of the snippets could be make up a relationship but fragmented they only perpetuate shibh-singlehood.
the word shibh is derived from the arabic term ‘resembling’ or ‘similar to’ and is commonly used as a prefix to denote exceptions, for instance in grammar, or things that may easily be mistook for others.
a: i added another guy to my repertoire this week, it’s very casual. my connection with alex is so strong when we are together, but he disappears for weeks and never takes me out on dates. thank god for martin. we don’t really connect, but he’s great in bed. he keeps me sane amidst it all.
b: you are so shibh-single.
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