Shibortion
noun.
when you’ve clogged the toilet but have no access to a plunger so the only option is to resort to an unfolded coat hanger to break up the sh-t in an “at home” abortion style.
“jon the toilet’s clogged”
“d-mn! we have no plunger”
“shibortion time!”
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