Shidas Touch
this is the opposite of the midas touch and easier to say than “inverse midas”. when everything you touch turns to sh-t, it’s the shidas touch.
what the h-ll!? you sure have the shidas touch today!
wow. that was a serious fail. you have the shidas touch, kiddo.
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