shiduck


when a woman allows a man to have -n-l intercourse with her while she’s constipated, so that the p-n-s helps loosen the stoole. the result is a p-n-s covered in feces.

originally phrased, “sh-t-d-ck,” but through the course of language development and regional dialects, the pr-nunciation changed to the current, “shiduck.”
annie: he looks so fine.
marylou: i would go down on him so quickly!

annie : i heard he’s a dentist, too.
marylou: in that case i’ll also shiduck him until he loves me.

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