Shieldfield Rapist


alter ego of a member of the student community housed in northumbria universities stephenson building located in shieldfield in newcastle-upon-tyne, who dons plastic chequered bowler hats, bowties and masks, all of which are outlandishly oversized. on top of this, strange cape-like attire may be worn, traditionally purchased from a pound shop. the outfit will usually be worn on halloween, whereby the person wearing it will appear to his friends, who will simultaineously enquire as to what he is dressed as, to which he will reply, ‘i’m the shieldfield rapist’, while supressing laughter.
student 1: what the h-ll are you wearing that for?
student 2: i’m the shieldfield rapist!

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