shifau
(pr-nounced: shi-‘fow). expletive.
a mixed-up contraction of: sh-t, f-ck, and aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggg.
something you say when you are frustrated. see cl-sterchuck.
cb: shifau!
ib: what’s wrong?
cb:
1.the file has been sorted!!!
2.the new file still has the wrong data.
ib:
1. wtf? so now you have to re-map?
2. we’re cl-sterchucked, then?
cb: 1 and 2. yep. lunch?
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