Shiftyy
a move/action to escape a grenade/ugly girl/girl.
1. that hoester sure can move fast, he shiftied away from that chick so quickly! g-d knows why he’d do that.
2. back in the army, we were taught to shiftyy away from a grenade if it fell in the pit.
3. “that girl isn’t even 16 yet! thank g-d i shiftied”
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