Shift Dress


garment worn by females who need to get the shift. research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.
‘did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?’

‘maybe she’s born with it?’

‘maybe it’s the shift dress she’s wearing’.

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