Shift Happens
when a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.
person 1: hey man wht up?
person 2: duuuude last night was siiick!!!!1
person 1: mate…whts with the 1?!
person 2: sorry…shift happens!!!!1!
ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don’t like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out p-ssy. if you ever meat him you should let him have s-x with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.
random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: …
random person: -head explodes-
random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: …
random person: -head explodes-
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