Shifty Nipples


when a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. usually with one being high an another low. can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. also known as shifty nips, or aguilera nipples.
kyle: hey that chick is kinda hott.

destiny: yeah i bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

kyle: oh heck yeah, i’m about to holla at that! i’m all about those shifty nips!

destiny: me too!!!!!

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