Shifty Pop



shifty pop takes about 6 hours to make on average, depending on your diet. you will need to eat a pack of popcorn seeds. wait about 6 hours until your next bowel movement. after you sh-t you need to extract the seeds. this is a long and delicate process. after the seeds are extracted, proceed to put the seeds in a popcorn maker. you now have a nice warm bowl of shifty pop.
that shifty pop was so delicious, who knew bowel movements were so b-ttery

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