Shifuckt
pr-nounced (shih-f-ck-iht)
a compound word in the form of an exclamation created from the words “sh-t” and “f-ck”. it should be primarily used when in need of something different to say rather than “what the f-ck” “f-ck” or even “cl-ster f-ck.” “f-ck my life” is another good comparison phrase.
best used when in a condition or state of rage, moodiness, depression, or hate.
disclaimer: should not be used in public
example 1
woman: i’m pregnant! 🙁
man: shif-ckt!
example 2
girl: my father forbids me from dating until i’m 16.
boy: shif-ckt!
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