shikse
noun. (shick suh) any not jewish woman, usually a blonde courve that every lovely jewish mother fears her son will marry.
mordecai: ma, this is sue, the woman i told you about.
ma: (to herself: oy vey!) what a lovely creature! i didn’t catch the last name dear…
mordecai: (to himself: oh f-ck!)
sue: “smith” mrs. goldfarb.
ma: lovely name, what was it before dear?
ma: (to herself: jesus christ, a f-cking shikse! my son has brought home a courve, i hope the neighbors didn’t see her.)
sue: before what mrs. goldfarb?
mordecai: (to himself: jesus christ! how do i explain this one?)
ma: you’ll have to excuse me, i’ve got (the) shpilkus. lovely to meet you sue.
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