slapjob
straight up slappin weener instead of a normal handjob. no c-m. no smile.
-have you seen mac lately?
-no dude, ever since kim gave him that fierce slapjob hes turned into a bag of sh-t.
when a girl b-tch slaps an erect p-n-s to the point of -j-c-l-t–n.
“i’ve been a bad boy, i’m in serious need of a slap job”
to rapidly slap ones c-ck with brisk quick hand motions, banging the genitalia against the inner thighs till the p-n-s -j-c-l-t-s. the slapping continues till the p-n-s is a raw bl–dy phallus.
brian recieved a jolly good slapjob from larissa till his bl–dy c-ck had c-m more then enough to fill a goats -ss.
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