shildo
a “sh-t” frozen and then used as a d-ld-.
jade: “i cant afford these really expensive d-ld-‘s!”
molly: “just use a shildo!”
jade: “i dont have one, could i borrow yours?”
molly: “yeah sure!”
a shildo is when you take a sh-t and you freeze it and then shape it into a d-ld-, creating a sh-t d-ld-, “shildo”.
that is a huge shildo.
a shildo, much like an alaskan pipeline, is a sh-t d-ld-. but it is not frozen. the shildo is nice and warm and can fall apart in your hands.
ohhh shove your shildo in my mouth.
i’m done with this shildo, throw it in a hot dog bun and let’s make some texas dump dogs.
when you sh-t into a condom and use it as a d-ld-
using a shildo in your -ss is really taking a dump.
a d-ld- that is sh-tty
omg look at that chicks shildo
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