shimell


surname meaning incredibly s-xy person. this person is highly intelligent, very gifted in the looks department.
incredibly cl-ssy, any shimell is a good catch. but that said, catching yourself a shimell partner is hard to do. not only is there many around, they have excellent self control and self respect, so will not let themselves into just anyones arms!
– “wow, i wish i could date xxxxxxxx shimell”……..”well, you’d be very lucky, but a shimell person won’t date just anyone, good luck there!”

– “someone got 100% in the exam”…….”wow, it could only have been xxxxxxx shimell, they are so clever”

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