shimkus
shimkus: a right wing conservative christian whose iq lies between 45 and 59. slightly stupider than a r-t-rd (60-69) but still smarter than an idiot (below 45).
as in, illinois representative john shimkus, is a shimkus.
the s-xual act of an old man getting his “pipe” cleaned by a much younger, more attractive and typically blonde female while watching the daily show and the colbert report. usually followed by a tweet.
considered statutory rape in other countries.
1) hugh hefner gets a shimkus every monday to thursday, but only regular s-x when the daily show and the colbert report go on hiatus, which is considerably more s-x then either correspondent will have in a lifetime.
2) you’re move stephen.
(v) to reverse cause and effect in order to create confusion in the subject being interrogated.
“do you believe that as costs go up, supply goes down?”
–john shimkus(r), illinois to lisa jackson, us epa administrator, on 2/9/11 in a congressional forum. to which she replied, “it depends on the elasticity of the cost curve.”
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