Shimmed
deceived by a man’s appearance into thinking he is a she. to get shimmed or be shimmed is to check out what seems to be a hot chick but turns out to be some f-ckin’ dude. she is in fact a him; hence, to be shimmed. transvestism is not necessary for shimming, which more often occurs in everyday situations with long-haired males, sometimes but not always driving in that jag convertible up ahead in the next lane. to be shimmed is always painful, but is made most acute by grizzled facial hair and direct eye contact with the shim.
dude, i got brutally shimmed driving in to work today. saw this hot skinny jogger in gold spandex leggings but when i got around to the front it was a f-ckin’ sunbaked old man! g-dd-mnit!
the act of having your date’s fingers put in your -ss while you are hooking up
did you hear what happened to mike last night?
ya i heard he got shimmed
no way!
to get vehemently shot down or put down.
1. “dude she wouldn’t even hear my sick puppy story.” “i know bro, you totally got shimmed.”
2. “did you see the cav’s game? it was ugly.” “i know man, they totally got shimmed.”
3. “did you get her number?” “no bro, she shimmed the sh-t out of me, this isnt even pizza hut’s number.”
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