shimmer


a floor wax. outlasts every other leading floor wax, 2 to 1. it’s durable, and it’s scuff-resistant.
wife: new shimmer is a floor wax!
a dessert topping. it’s delicious! perks up anything from an ice cream sundae to a pumpkin pie!
husband: no, new shimmer is a dessert topping!
1. a good song by fuel.
2. shining; sparkling
1. shimmer is a cool song.
2. shimmer gold.
any form of a white powder drug
have you been hitting the shimmer?
the act of listening to the song “shimmer” by fuel while excreting or “taking a dump.” this usually occurs while on the toilet, but occasionally can happen in other places, as well.
i feel so relaxed right now. i just shimmered.
s-xy b-tch omfg~!
look at that shimmer.

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