shimming


the art or philosophy of shim. founded by the master shimnist andrew wong.
1. damb i was shimming hard when i decided to shove that spoon up my -ss last weekend. 2. ewwww ya weo wao yeaa shim shim mmm yea.
using your fingers to make a woman feel tighter
ya, she is loose as h-ll, so i’ve just been shimming it.
to abstain from the use of drugs or alcohol.
“lindsay lohan just got out of rehab and now she’s totally shimming.”
act of sticking one or more fingers in a woman’s p-ssy or -ss while f-cking them in order to make it tighter
so i am clipping this sl-t from the club and do some shimming because that p-ssy was so well worn…

could not believe it – put my d-ck in her -ss and she didn’t even blink – had to do some shimming to get her to squeal…

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