Shimmon
oxymoron jewish person eg. not rich or bad at math.
a person who says “c-nt” a lot.
plays b-ss guitar.
will say “are you sh-tting me?” upon reading this.
that guy is such a shimmon.
stop shimmoning.
do you shimmon?
stop pulling off a shimmon.
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