Shimmon


oxymoron jewish person eg. not rich or bad at math.

a person who says “c-nt” a lot.

plays b-ss guitar.

will say “are you sh-tting me?” upon reading this.
that guy is such a shimmon.

stop shimmoning.

do you shimmon?

stop pulling off a shimmon.

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