shimmy slurp

the act of -j-c-l-t-ng inside a woman then proceeding to suck the seimen out in a sick form of c-nn-l-ng-s.
a nasty variation of snowballing
– when he did his cousin, he totally shimmy slurped her!
– dude!! thats nasty!!i just threw up a little!!

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